- Detox holiday? Nah. Ride around New Zealand instead Detox holidays. Everyone’s doing them, right? I call them “poo holidays”…you know.. the ones where people dart off to Bali or India or Thailand to detox and clean out their insides…if you know what I mean. From what I hear they entail drinking clay (to grab’n’drag whatever’s clinging to their guts) and pumping all manner more